Excerpted—First 1500  words

Something in Nothing:  An Ethnographic Study of Communication in Seinfeld
By Paul Kotheimer

 

“Seinfeld,” the definitive apex of television situational comedies, has enjoyed one of the most successful runs in the history of the medium.  Its blend of wild characters, social satire, and unflappable concern with the minutia of everyday life, offer reason for intensive content-analysis.  Based on the comedy of Jerry Seinfeld, the show takes an offbeat look at idiosyncratic cultural conventions that when brought into its unique light, make us laugh.  Seinfeld’s comedy is considered to be “observational humor.”  In my opinion, it is also a sociologic, linguistic, anthropologic study of modern American behavior.  Because of the viewer's automatic omniscience, the study can also be termed ethnographic.  

A superabundance of social phenomena is introduced and explored by the show, among them:  styles of dating, tipping, walking, talking, haggling, making restaurant reservations, rental car reservations, behavior at parties,  high school gym class hazings, capitalizing on retail return policies, new car buying, used car buying, used car selling, and choosing a last meal before being executed among them.   Also toilet-paper in all its forms and historical nomenclatures, eating disorders, obsessive-compulsive disorder, depression, mania, compulsive gambling, parents and our independence of and dependence on them, get-rich-quick schemes, postal fraud, sexual taboos, friendship sex, coworker sex, phone sex, sexual impotence, homosexuality, mutability of sexuality, friendship-sex, hate sex, self-sex, condom packaging—in fact safe-sex in all its forms.  Faking the death of a made-up coworker, faking cancer, faking disabilities, faking identities, faking blindness, faking deafness, faking non-fat ice cream, mistaken identities, mistaken sexualities, mistaken names, mistaken drug tests, mistaken blood tests, mistaken currency-conversion rates, accidental murder, offering presents while expecting refusal, offering culturally inappropriate gifts, low-flow shower heads, revenge, love, and war.  Then, there are relationships beginning because of a "bad-breaker-upper" stigma, relationships ending because of excessively masculine hands, bad cooking and eating habits, excessive nudity, baldness, wig-wearing, dancing badly, offensive body odor, and religious zealotry.   Bad comedians, comedian heckling, books on tape and their unethical procurement, hypothetical Superman situations, nonsensical New Yorker cartoons—et cetera—all without the temperance of sentimentality.  They also make up phrases that have come to rival Saturday Night Live as a source of the American humorous lexicon:  yada yada yada, sponge-worthy, “not that there’s anything wrong with that,” and mimbo are all examples.

 

Many of the characters’ actions are based on the real-life exploits of Seinfeld himself and co-creator Larry David (prototype for the George Costanza character).  Something beside “nothing” (on which the show is widely held to be based) must make up a show whose final episode was projected onto the side of a St. Louis office building.  The characters, though uniformly self-absorbed, all have defining characteristics which actually fit exaggerated archetypes.  All are worthy of study, because they are outrageous microcosms of real American personalities.  Whether or not they are likeable is an arbitrary judgment, but they are all unarguably memorable.  Europeans call us “ugly Americans,” and perhaps we are, but couldn't this ugliness be celebrated?

George Costanza embodies the basest of interpersonal ethics.  Well-known as a liar, cheater, miser, and loafer, George negates the heartiness of the American dream, while keeping its final destinations in tact.  Instead of hard-working, honest and goal-oriented, he is lazy and shallow; his dreams include being draped in velvet eating a block of cheese while watching television.  Paradoxically, the characters are remnants of rugged individualism—all social and economic ladder-climber-wannabes.  Often the show’s laughs revolve around creative schemes the characters devise for achieving their ends--usually indirectly, contemptibly, ignobly, without accountability, or a combination of two or more of these.  George is the epitome of this phenomenon.  When his fiancée dies from poisonous (and cheap) wedding invitations he ordered, he is ecstatic rather than shattered.  His rare successes come in hordes after deciding to go with the exact opposite of his instincts in social situations.  George has enough idiosyncratic neuroses for a psychology doctoral student’s dissertation.  Jerry’s advice to George goes further:

 

You know you really need some help, and a regular psychiatrist couldn’t even help you.  You need to go to like Vienna or something…you need to get involved at a university level, like where Freud studied and have all of those people looking at you and checking up on you.  That’s the kind of help you need, not the once-a-week for eighty bucks.  No.  You need a team.  A team of psychiatrist working ‘round the clock, thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man.  That’s what I’m talking about you, because that’s the only way you’re gonna get better.
(Tape 1, Episode 2)

He seems to know what he wants, but never proceeds toward these goals with an inkling that the normal way, or the good way, might be the best path.  Rather, he opts for the dishonest or underhanded way.  It’s not that George is a Machiavel; it is his world-view.  He believes himself to have grown up on the shallow end of the gene pool, and that he will never succeed unless making up for detriments through lies and cunning.  His appreciation and implementation of cheap angles make appearances in almost every episode.  His sole point of confidence is that if he is only himself, he will fail:

 

Jerry:
So you wanna grab a bite
George:
I can’t, I gotta make the weekly call to the folks…
Jerry:  
So call from here!
George:
I gotta prep.  I need a couple anecdotes, a few “you-were-right-abouts”…it’s a whole procedure.

 


(Tape 4 Episode 2)


As one might imagine, George rarely manages success though these means.  The shows typically end with his complex schemes crashing down. 

Julia Louis-Dreyfuss’s character, Elaine Bennes, is one of the few female television personalities who is simultaneously valid and sexually promiscuous, feminine and strong and likeable.  She submits a cartoon to the New Yorker and writes an episode of Murphy Brown.  Her controversially liberal views on animal and abortion rights are refreshing in this milieu of network television, where the rule is that “offending the least pleases the most.”  Her lack of affect is worn well; in one episode (Tape 3 Episode 5), her boyfriend is hospitalized.  She gets the news at the theater from an attendant, but instead of immediately running to the hospital she stops for candy. 
Jerry Seinfeld is probably the altruist of the group, and skeptical of the others’ unscrupulous schemes.  His anal-retentive, aloof behavior and excellent self-esteem areoften transformed into the demeaning of other characters.  Jerry’s affable insensitivity is a recurring staple of the show's humor.  He and George’s relationship is based on it.  While Jerry’s friends are often the object of his sarcasm, he is an ideal son, even impressing his father by buying him a Cadillac.  Another time, he and his father both want to pay for a dinner; their argument borders on the ludicrous since his father actually has no money to pay for the dinner.  This might be a hyperbolic situation, but every one knows the discomfort of paying for dinner when there are underlying structures at work.  The show brings out these problems' stupidity, and simultaneous ubiquity.  Jerry is complicated.  When analyzing the show in light of the concepts we have studied in class, I thought a lot of his relationship with George.  As they sit in their regular diner-booth and converse, their interaction is dominated by Jerry taking cheap one-liner shots at George.  George usually does not respond or attempt a strategically equalizing one-up.  At the end of many of their conversations, in fact, George is down six or seven points. 

Cosmo Kramer, Jerry’s quirky, boisterous neighbor, is an interesting paper in himself.  His ignorance of the conventions to which members of this society are supposed to adhere makes him the eccentric sore thumb of the show.  His vintage clothes are as esoteric as his personality.  In Barbera Tannen’s book, the problem of the unreciprocated “one-down” position, when one person puts his or herself into the one-down, expecting their conversational partner to make a similar move.  Kramer has never seen sense in this logic, but instead “leaves one hanging.”  As will be explored more intensely later, Kramer is considered the group’s connection to the underground, buying into conspiracy theories, urban mythologies, and giving creedance to passing thoughts which most of us would just ignore.  With his unpredictability, there is predictability, as in the episode when Elaine wants to tell a friend that her hairstyle is outdated and garish, but can’t bring herself to drop that bomb.  Jerry and Elaine plan to get around the unmentionable by introducing her to Kramer, who they figure will visibly react to the hairstyle, and tell her to change it.  The plan, coincidentally, backfires.  Kramer does react to her hair, but says he wishes more people would wear that hairstyle, and urges her never to change it.  His antics could be said to negate all the theories put across in class, he lacks the faculty for the social barometer governing the status quo.  With his vast stores of personality, he attracts scores of other convention-ignoring individuals. 

In the “Sponge” episode, Kramer is walking for donations in an AIDS charity marathon.  While all of the other walkers wear a ribbon for those suffering and dead from the disease, Kramer refuses to wear one.  He exclaims that “Others talk the talk, but I walk the walk, baby!”  An example of the characters’ tendency to exaggerate what would normally be passing whimsies into harsh convictions.  These types of perspectives force us as viewers to analyze aspects of our lives which we have always taken for granted.  Kramer even refuses to wear the ribbon when accosted by other AIDS walkers, who beat him up, thus leaving him a martyr for his “cause”:

Volunteer: Here’s your AIDS ribbon
Kramer: Uh no thanks.
Volunteer: You don’t want to wear an aids ribbon?!
Kramer: Uh no, no.
Volunteer: (irritated)  But you have to wear an aids ribbon.
Kramer: I have to?
Volunteer: (mockingly)  Yes!
Kramer: Yeah—see, that’s why I don’t want to.
(Tape 4, Episode 5)
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